Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Modern versions of Christmas carrols

Ahem...

It's begining to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the city streets
And lots of roadkill meats
And parking spots that never existed before!

It's begining to look a lot like Christmas
Dont' forget the bateries
Cause you'll never be able to hear again
for the screams and wails of children
when their toys don't work immediatly.

A very long line for the clerks that loops around the store
And nobody can find the end
Whining brats who demand of this and that
are the bane of every parent and store
And where can you find child size straight jackets?

It's begining to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the cussing will start
And the thing that will make you grin
is the finger not for rings
Sticking up in the air

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